Revenge...

I think people forget they are maneuvering at high speeds in a ton of metal and plastic.  We are not turtles.  We don't come with a candy coating either.  If you poke us we all bleed.  So what I'm getting at is LEARN TO F*CKING DRIVE.  One little mistake can kill a lot of people.  I need to think of some good revenge tactics for stupid drivers.  Nothing for the road of course-I don't want to hurt any innocents.  Does sugar in the gas tank really work?