Revenge...

 There are so many fun things you can do with butter.

You can smear it all over places you know your victim will put their hands.  Its just gross stuff to touch.   This is just high school though.  Lets get to the higher ed levels people.

-glob it on the inside rim of the dryer.  This is the part the door is attached to.  Smear it on thickly on the part that faces away from you so you can't see it.  When they dry their clothes it will melt and make their duds a greasy mess and they will be totally clueless.  Obviously don't do this if you have to use the dryer or its your own dryer.  Duh.  

-during the winter months impregnate away.  Rip a tiny corner of the upholstery in their car.  Slip in a few pats de beurre.  Not where they will feel it of course, maybe in the back seat.  When summer comes, the stuff will melt and they will have tons of nasty greasy spots in their car and not know why.  This also works with any kind of household furniture.

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