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Know a secret?  Wanna tell everyone cuz its the secret of someone who totally screwed you?  Well thats all fine and good, just be smart about it. 

No matter what anyone tells you, you are never the only one that knows a secret. If they told you, they've told at least 5 other people.  This goes double for secrets spilled after a night on the sauce.  The trick is, to tell the secret to the world without anyone knowing it was YOU that told. 

 

Craigslist.  There was never a better vehicle for secret dispersion than CL.  Post it in Missed Connections under the title 'Sexy guy/gal at Starbucks today'.  Or in the personals if its something really juicy.  Your secret involve an STD?  If your victim is a guy:  Put in the M4M section with a picture of your victim.  Even better-in the casual encounters section.  Picture not optional! 

 

Bulletin boards all over America.  Used to be that phone booths were excellent places to leave notes about former loves and current enemies.  Since they are a thing of the past we must look elsewhere.  Nowadays you can't go anywhere without seeing a bulletin board.  Starbucks, the supermarket, any diner, etc.  Print your secret out on nice resume paper in a format to cut up in the size and shape of business cards.  This way the format will match the rest of the board and you'll save tons of paper.  Carry your portable stapler with you everywhere and have fun spilling your beans!

 

 **more to come

 

*******Information on this Web site is only intended for entertainment purposes ONLY. It is not intended to provide specific advice to actually hurt someone or to take the place of either common sense or decent human behavior.

 

 

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